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Latest update [menu]
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Description [menu]
Selected Funny Jokes is a very simple app where you can find a selection of the funniest jokes ever.
Here is a sample of jokes you will find:
- A mother tells her little boy, "Johnny, you mustn't eat too many lollies or I'll hide the lolly jar." Johnny asks, "Why?" His mother says, "Because something bad will happen. Your tummy will blow up big like a balloon and then pop." The next day at church, the boy is sitting next to a pregnant woman. He points to her belly smiling and says, "I know what you've been doing."
- Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding."
- A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me." His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
-I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex. Sex. Sex. Free sex tonight." I said, "Wow." Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
How to install Selected Funny Jokes APK for Android [menu]
Download Selected Funny Jokes APK file (br.com.geochenaps.funny.jokes_3_1031214.apk) from SameAPK.com, then follow these steps:
Update Phone Settings
- Go to your phone Settings page
- Tap Security or Applications (varies with device)
- Check the Unknown Sources box
- Confirm with OK
Go to Downloads
- Open Downloads on your device by going to My Files or Files
- Tap the APK file you downloaded (br.com.geochenaps.funny.jokes_3_1031214.apk)
- Tap Install when prompted, the APK file you downloaded will be installed on your device.
How to install Selected Funny Jokes APK on Windows 7/8/10 or MAC PC? [menu]
Download Selected Funny Jokes APK file(br.com.geochenaps.funny.jokes_3_1031214.apk) from SameAPK.com to your PC (ex: /Users/xxx/Downloads/(br.com.geochenaps.funny.jokes_3_1031214.apk)), then follow these steps:
Using Emulator:
- Download And Install one Emulator Softwares (Ex: Bluestacks, GenyMotion, NoxPlayer)
- Simple install APK on PC by drag and drop file br.com.geochenaps.funny.jokes_3_1031214.apk on Emulator screen
Selected Funny Jokes APK Pros & Cons [menu]
Pros
- This app is safe, it's not require high risk permissions
- Compatible with 32 bit device (most Emulator using 32bit arch CPU)
- Compatible with 64-bit device (some android device and current Bluestacks)
Cons
Everything is good.
